This is one of the few times she gets away with being the cutest person in the room.

So in my blazing insomniac state, I did a quick research on her famous dad, Billy Ray Cyrus and typed up a follow up from the last post in my attempt to tarnish Miley Cyrus’ name. Thanks to wiki, as usual, I found out that he has…

“…three children, daughters Miley (born as Destiny Hope – that’s such a black person’s name), Noah Lindsey, and son Braison Chance. He also has two stepchildren, Trace and Brandi, and a son from a previous relationship, Christopher Cody (conceived with an unidentified woman).”

Then I counted the heads up and they came to a grand total of 6 kids. That’s cool, it’s just that it makes me crack up when I wonder how many were actually planned out of the 6. I also found the part in brackets “(conceived with an unidentified woman)” very funny. Surely, a multi platinum selling country singer can afford a few boxes of condoms when he’s shagging a groupie, right? Way to make a kid feel special Daddy Cyrus.

“Growing up, he was surrounded by bluegrass and gospel music from his family. His father, a right-handed man, played guitar. Billy Ray on the other hand was left. He tried to play his father's guitar, but could never learn.”

I dunno man, it sounds pretty obvious to me that grandma Cyrus had more than one sausage sizzling in the oven, if you know what I mean. Pwned grandpa Cyrus.

Once again, DIE LIBERALS.