Thursday, November 6, 2008

Its the day of the left-wings

Guy Fawkes - A.K.A. Guido Fawkes (13 April 1570 – 31 January 1606)

A member of a group of English Roman Catholic revolutionaries who planned to blow the fucking Houses of Parliment along with some aristocrats. The plot was foiled shortly before its intended completion, as Fawkes was captured while guarding the gunpowder. Suspicion was aroused by his wearing of a coat, boots and spurs, as if he intended to leave very quickly. He failed Ninja 101. As a result of that, he was hanged, drawn and quatered.



Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961)

The first African-American winner of the presidential election of November 4, 2008, and also the first African-American nominated for President by a major U.S. political party. On top of that he is also responsible for distrupting the studies of countless students around the world with exams right around the corner by putting up a huge show, hence providing another reason to slack off watching news or blogging about it or something. He is expected to take office as the forty-fourth President of the United States on January 20, 2009. He is currently the incumbent junior United States Senator from Illinois. Although he's (hopefully) an anti-aristocrat, things are looking rather brighter for him compared to old Guido over there.



This Nigga has STEEZ dawg.

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