... I give you these wonderful Jewish brand ideas!
Now remember, I have NOTHING against Jews.
And YES, I had my left hand's fingers crossed while I typed with my right hand. Ha-ha-ha!
Also feel free to present any other wicked ideas that is not mentioned here.
Anyways, enjoy!
Mountain Jew – Popular Jewish soda drink
Jew South – Drama of a Canadian Jew and his loyal goldfish pet. Dogs are not considered ideal Jewish pets due to idealistic clashes Kosher.
20 cent – Half-ass gangsta Jew
Shalom O’Neal – Jewish basketball player. Despite his motivation (Jews will do anything for a good pay) drives him to be a formidable player, the opposing sides have successfully distracted him for extended durations in a match through the method of scattering coins on the ground before making an offensive move.
Saturday night blackout – Saturday night show for Jews. Shame they won't be able to watch it anyway since Jews aren’t allowed to use fire on Saturdays. Retards.
Featured Jewish Movies
Dude, where’s my bagel? - Jewish teen favourite. A kid's journey to find his lost bagels with his local Rabbi.
David and Abraham go to Fortress Palestine - David and Abraham drops by to terrorise some Palestinian kids for weed. However, they are met with extreme hostility by the locals. Will they be able to fight their way through racism to obtain the hashies?
David and Abraham 2 "Escape from Gaza Strip" - A trip to Jerusalem goes awfully wrong and the characters wind up in the middle of Gaza Strip. They are then mistaken as Richard Simmons and Bob Saget then abducted by Palestinian insurgents. Held in captivity, will they escape the infamous Palestinian "Cock-meat Sandwich"...?!
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